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Chal beta sms delete kr de shabash
Fatafat
Hurry up
Jaldi
Quickly
Come on yar
Uper delete krne ko jab keh dia to parh q raha hai!
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Ek Larki k Liye sab se barh kar Khud-Kushi ka jawaaz kya ho sakta hai?
K Doosri Larki ne bhi Usi Colour aur Design ka Suit pehna hua hai... :-P
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GIRL:I Love u...
BOY: Me too!!!
GIRL: Kitna pyar karte ho mujh se?
BOY: Jitna tum kerti ho
GIRL: Dafa hojao mai samajhti thi tum mujse sacha pyar karte ho.
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Larki Ro Ro Kar Larkay se Keh rahi hai...
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Haath to chhor Kaminay Meri Naak beh rahi hai...
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A Girl Speaks To A Boy....
GIRL: O BHAI-JAAN! Please rasta do...!
BOY: Tum Larkiyan itna Confuse Kyun Karti Ho?
Ya To BHAI Bolo
Ya JAAN Bolo...! ;)
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Maa betay se:
Beta dhoop me kia kar rahe ho?
Beta: Pasina sukha raha hun.
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Yoga Teacher Pathan se...
"Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?"
Pathan: Ary o Khocha!
Potty k Baad
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Teri Dosti mere liye 1 tohfa Khuda ka,
Jo kabhi na totay woh Rishta wafa ka,
Hum tujhko kabhi bhula na saken gay,
Tujh se bandhan aisa, Jese Lub aur Dua ka
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Love Dil k liye,
Dil Jazbaat k liye,
Jazbaat Insaan k liye,
Insaan Khubsoorat Dunya k liye,
Wo Dunya Aapke liye,
Aur
Aap Humaray liye
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Chham Chham Chham,
8 aanay ki chhaliya, 8 aanay ka paan,
Chal mere ghoray Pakistan,
Pakistan main Peoples Party uski leader Benazir,
Benazir ko goli lagi,
Bakhtawar, Aasifa ronay lagi,
Rotay rotay bhook lagi,
Kha lay Bilawal Moong Phali,
Moong Phali main dana nahi,
Zardari kisi ka Nana nahi,
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Kabhi Kabhi DiL Chahta Hai Ke Kuch Aisa Ho Jaye..
Paperz Hon Magar Result Na Aaye,
Classez Hon Magar Teacherz Na Ayen,
Bus Main Bethain College Na Aaye,
Picnic Par Jayen Magar Wapis Na Ayen,
Garhi Chalaen Magar Petrol Na Dalwaen,
Kabhi Kabhi Parhain Magar Paas Ho Jayen,
Haftay Main 4 Din Hon Takay Itwar Jaldi Aaye
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Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,
Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam
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ek pathan dosray pthan say
mai jab chota hota tha to bhot taqatwar hota tha
dosar pathan
wo kasay?
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mari ami kahti thi k jab tum chotay howa karty thay to sara gher sar per utha laytay thay.........
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ek sardar england say aya air port say bahir nikal kar zaneen say mite utha kar sungnay laga or bolo k watan ki mite ki pehlay jasi khoshbo nai rahi
dosra sardar bola k sardar je ap nay miti nai potti uthi hai..
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medical poetry
chalo zara ab mausam ka maza chakain,
taman dawaiyan bachoo ki ponch say door rakain.
Hum kia ab milan ki justuju karain,
tabiyat ziyada kharab ho to doctor say ruju karain.
hamari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain,
dawai achi tarah hilla kar istamal karain.
dil mera doob gaya jab us ki uthi dolli,
subha sham kanay k bad ek goli.
hum to ishq karnay pay raza mand hai,
per jumay ki subha clinic band hai....
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Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako,
Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako,
Yun to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai,
Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!
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Lamha lamha aap k honto par muskaan rahe,
Har gham aapse anjan rahe,
Jiske sath mehak uthay apki zindagi,
Dua hai hamesha apk pass wahi insan rahe.
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Khush Raho Tum Zindagi K Melay Mein,
Per Ye Sochna Kabhi Ik Pal Akelay Mein,
Kisi Ki Soch Mein Ehsaas Ki Sadaon Mein,
Tum Bus Rahey Ho Kisi Ki Duaon Mein.
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Meri rahon k jo jugnu hen wo tere hen
Teri rahon k jo andheray hen wo mere hen
Chu sakta nahi koi ghum tujhko
Q k tujh per duaon k jo pehray hen wo mare hen.
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Kiss qadar mujhko state ho tum,
Bhool jane pe bhi yaad aate ho tum,
Raat ke sannaton mein jab kabhi,
Khuda se manga maine kuch
Mere dil ki dua ban jate ho tum!
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Khilty Phoolon Ki Rida Ho Jaye
Itni Hasaas Hawa Ho Jaye
Maangty Hi Haath Par Khushyan Rakh Dy
Itna Meherban Aap Pr KHUDA Ho Jaye.
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dunya may kbhi ksi achy insan ko talsh mat ksro balky khud achhe ban jao ho sakta hai k app k is amal se ksi or ki talash khatam ho jay
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"MUJHE AUR KAHiN LE CHAL WAISI"
Jahan RAAT Kabhi SOi Na Ho,
Jahan SUBAH Kisi Pe ROi Na Ho,
Jahan Hijr Ne Wehshat BOi Na Ske,
Jahan Nafrat DiL Me BAS Na Ske,
Jahan Koi KisiKo DASS Na Sake,Jahan Koi Kisi Pe HANSS Na Sake
"MUJHE OR KAHiN LAY CHAL WAISI"
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Mohabbat ki kasam wo aisa nhi tha....
Wo apna tha magar lagta nhi tha,...
Najanay kiyon na aya mujh say milnay....
Zamanay say to wo darta nhi tha,...
Tabassum ki buri aadat thi uss ko,.
Wo mujh ko daikh kar to hansta nhi tha,..
Meray dil me hai ab bhi uss ki ulfat.....
Wo mera tha, mairay jaisa nhi tha...,.
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" I cried Because I had NO Shoes till I saw a Man with NO Feet ".(Sheikh Saadi)moralLife is Full of Blesings, SomeTimes we are justtoo Blind to See them...
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Yonhi ajnabi na bana karo, kabhi muskura k mila karo,Kabhi sun to lo mera hal-e-dil,kabhi muj se koi gila karoTeri ik nazar teri ik adamere dil ko kr diya la pataMere dosto,mere ham nawamere dil ka koi pata karoYe tareeq-e-ishq hai kuch to hoya wafa karo,ya jafa karo,Koi faisla mere mehrban koi rasm tum B ada karoNa hi zeest ka koi rastaNa hi khud-kashi ka hai hoslaMujhe piyar do, mujhe maar do,koi kaam tum bhi kiya karo.
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Teri zindagi me bahar ho,
Tere husn pe nikhar ho,
Teri arzu me karar ho,
Teri justaju me karar ho.
Muje tuj se sacha pyar ho,
Aoron se ye ikrar ho,
BABOO Meri zindagi ka her ek pal teri zindagi me shumar ho.
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Nature has given you a face. But, you have to provide the expression. Be careful! Your Each Expression will leave an impression in others heart.
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We do not smile because we are happy; we are happy because we smile! A smile is inexpensive way to improve your looks. So, Keep smiling
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Nobody will ever remember how u look, how r Speak, what u did or anything else. But the only thing they wud remember is how U made them Feel.
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Rukta bhi nahi, theek se chalta bhi nahi
Yeh dil hai kay tere baad sambhalta hi nahi
Is umar key sehra say teri yaad ka baadal
Talta bhi nahi aur barasta bhi nahi
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