Joke Shoke.....

                                         Air travel of Sardarji

One Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-india plane.He was alloted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.

But as soon as the Sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

After some time the old lady came and requested the Sardarji to leave the side seat.

But the Sardaji told, "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".

The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested the Sardarji to leave that seat but Sardarji did not leave.

Then the air hostess went and told the asst. captain. He also came and requested, but in vain.

Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardarji and the Sardarji immedietly left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.

Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain asked the captain afterwards what he told to the Sardarji?

Captain told, "nothing… I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh and all others will go to Jalandhar."

                                           Mrs. Banta Singh’s Habit

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.

One day she hung up after 25 minutes….

"What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."

"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

                                             Touching story!

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…

                                               Parrot Auction

One day a man went to an auction to bid on a parrot. He kept getting

outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid

way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure

hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for

it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry." said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think

kept bidding against you?"

                                               Supermarket Patience

A man in a supermarket was pushing a cart which contained, among other

things, a screaming baby. As the man proceeded along the aisles, he kept

repeating softly, "Keep calm, Thomas. Don't get excited, Thomas. Don't

yell, Thomas."

A lady watched with admiration and then said, "You are certainly to be

commended for your patience in trying to quiet little Thomas."

"Lady," he declared, "I'M THOMAS!"